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and that, everyone, was my 8000th post. that leaves me with two things for the night: -i have no...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:58:40 +1000

and that, everyone, was my 8000th post. that leaves me with two things for the night: -i have no life -I am sorry I have blogged more in the last month then like, ever -I still love you all

fyoured: BE VAIN AND BE UNASHAMED. LOVE YOURSELF FIERCELY AND TELL ANYONE WHO DOESN’T LIKE IT TO GO...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:57:05 +1000

fyoured:

BE VAIN AND BE UNASHAMED. LOVE YOURSELF FIERCELY AND TELL ANYONE WHO DOESN’T LIKE IT TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES.

fuckingrecipes: SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP PUTTING ICE CUBES IN...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:45:53 +1000

fuckingrecipes:

SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP PUTTING ICE CUBES IN YOUR LEMONADE. YOU WANT FIX YOUR WATERY LEMONADE? ADMITTING THERE’S A PROBLEM IS THE FIRST STEP TO STOP BEING A PUSSY, AND MOVING ON TO BEING A MAJESTIC MOTHERFUCKER.

GET SOME FRUIT.

BLUEBERRIES, STRAWBERRIES, PEACHES, LEMONS, LIMES, FUCK I DON’T KNOW, MAYBE PAPAYA OR MANGO! GET YOUR ASS OUTSIDE AND PUNCH SOME BUSHES UNTIL IT CRIES FOR MERCY AND HANDS YOU YOUR GODDAMN FRUIT.

BERRIES YOU CAN JUST SHOVE INTO THE ICEBOX AND GO CONQUER A COUNTRY WHILE YOU WAIT A DAY FOR IT TO FREEZE.

PEACHES AND NECTARINES, FUCK, YOU CAN EAT THE DAMN SKIN ON THOSE! TAKE OUT THAT MACHETE YOU KEEP IN YOUR BACK POCKET, BECAUSE WHO THE FUCK KNOWS WHEN A DINOSAUR COULD COME KNOCKING AND MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO BE PREPARED, THEN HACK THAT DELICIOUS MOTHERFUCKER INTO SLICES.

NOW PUT THOSE BEAUTIFUL FUCKERS IN YOUR FREEZER.

YOU’RE A CITRUS KINDA ASSHOLE?

TAKE THE SKIN OFF YOUR CITRUS AND RECYCLE THAT SHIT! SAVE THE WHALES, YOU HARCORE MOTHERFUCKER.

I BET YOU CAN SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING, WITH THE FREEZER.

FUCK.

WHEN YOUR FRUIT IS FROZEN, USE THEM INSTEAD OF ICE CUBES TO KEEP YOUR DRINK AS COLD AS A SNOWMAN’S FROSTY DICK, AND MAKE ALL YOUR FRIENDS OR MAYBE ONLY YOUR PETS SAY ‘WOW WHAT A CLASSY MOTHERFUCKER’

IF YOU’RE AN ALCOHOLIC TYPE OF SHITHEAD, YOU CAN PUT YOUR FROZEN-ASS FRUIT INTO RUM OR VODKA OR SOME SHIT.

NOT ONLY ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE A COLD, FLAVORED DRINK, BUT YOU’LL GET YOUR DAILY SERVINGS OF FRUIT. YOU SNEAKY LITTLE HEALTH-CONSCIOUS ASSHOLE.

TASTES LIKE GODDAMN VICTORY, THAT’S WHAT.

this is a subtle way to get the message across

"I hold my breath, don’t like to move When the night comes, who will you be Even the dead..."

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:30:00 +1000

“

I hold my breath, don’t like to move
When the night comes, who will you be
Even the dead cannot be astoundingly alive
I am I am, I am I am a goddamn believer

When my words head for the clouds
Will you have my back
We were good children
Darling, let it out

”

- Blank Maps - Cold Sparks

Good things for today:

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:13:59 +1000

Happy Wednesday!

I hope everyone is finding something good with their day
and I hope you don’t find my therapy posts ridiculous. They’re here to remind me of the little things to be happy about. These are my floaties, keeping my head up above the deep, dark water.
anyway, here it goes:

-I’ve survived the first semester of lectures! Just have friday to go and I’m done!
-I finished that torturous essay
-Vampire Weekend’s new album is groovy. And I have found some new bands and that equals a happy Sarah
-left early again (whoops)
-this is a good thing: there were no ticket inspectors on the train. my stupid ticket wouldn’t top up and there was no way I was waiting 20 minutes to go 2 stops north.
-My uncle is home from Afghanistan and war is stupid and I hope no one ever has to go again, and world peace comes soon so everyone can have a feast and love eachother.
-I have tomorrow off and I plan to do absolutely nothing because I can
- V, your beautiful post made me tear up a little. You’re a beautiful person and there’s a million things I want to say, but today, just know I want you to be 100% yourself, you could never offend me and I think you’re wonderful!
-K, you too, you’re beautiful and I want to hug you for a million years. best hugger award
- once again, I have beautiful people in my life, and I need nothing more
-life is good. life is good. things will always be ok. ‘one must remember to turn on the light’

stay beautiful, everyone x

paintingyourwing: giantspacefetus: get in, no time to...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:26:08 +1000

paintingyourwing:

giantspacefetus:

get in, no time to explain

what’s with all these math problems coming to life

I was listening to the Cinematic Orchestra when I read that cute little tear triggering text/post/photo with the cute little first letter of my name. You know when the Grinch starts to feel feelings yeah that was me five minutes ago. Sarah brings people happiness and other nice feels just like her granola bars he he he. Thank you for existing xxxxxxx !

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:16:34 +1000

i tried replying tot his too! how gorgeous is that song!!!!
and it’s true! <3

and you’re not a grinch!! you’re far from it… year 12 is an eraser, making us blank pieces of paper. and you will be embellished with beautiful prose once again! I promise!

Thank you for existing. peace x

Too shy to come off anon. Maybe someday. And I hope you have a great day!

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:10:00 +1000

i tried replying to this earlier! aw it didn’t send!

and that’s ok anon, you can be my new anon friend :)
I hope you’ve had a lovely day too!

...Just passing on the love. And thought I'd mention that I miss your face. Feel like I haven't seen it in forever. xx

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:07:37 +1000

LOVE FOR YOU MY LOVE!!!!!
2 DAYS HAS BEEN FOREVER!

brownies & fort day soon

best person award. for realsies

new favourite artist. beautiful. V you’d love her! Winter...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:00:52 +1000

new favourite artist. beautiful. V you’d love her!

Winter Solstice - Cold Sparks

phantasmagoria-in-two replied to your post: No I don’t know 20 questions to ask a 70yo M...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:59:41 +1000

phantasmagoria-in-two replied to your post: No I don’t know 20 questions to ask a 70yo M with…

AMPLE & DOLOR! There I’ve done half your hw for you :p

(happy dance it replied properly!) I am only allowed to use them as one question each!!!! how ridiculous! they cover everything so this is why I’m struggling!!

No I don’t know 20 questions to ask a 70yo M with chest pain! Stupid workbook.

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:48:06 +1000

No I don’t know 20 questions to ask a 70yo M with chest pain!
Stupid workbook.

Always perfect

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:41:32 +1000

Always perfect

PERFECT

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:35:17 +1000

PERFECT

"The more light you allow within you, the brighter the world you live in will be."

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:22:09 +1000

“The more light you allow within you, the brighter the world you live in will be.”

- Shakti Gawain (via lavender-serendipity)

"Don’t give up. Keep going. There is always a chance that you stumble onto something terrific. I have..."

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:01:58 +1000

“Don’t give up. Keep going. There is always a chance that you stumble onto something terrific. I have never heard of anyone stumbling over anything while he was sitting down.”

- Ann Landers (via wanduring)

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:36:28 +1000

I have a weird blood pressure. My systolic and diastolic are 10mmHg apart (100/90). Don’t...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:29:41 +1000

I have a weird blood pressure. My systolic and diastolic are 10mmHg apart (100/90). Don’t scare me I’ll pass out lol

corgay: if a girl says she wants to cut her hair short and your first response is “i dont like...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:28:17 +1000

corgay:

if a girl says she wants to cut her hair short and your first response is “i dont like girls with short hair” i will shit in your mouth while you sleep

My ex
I wish I did lol

oakenshieldses: “Now is the winter of our discontent.”—William...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:22:38 +1000

oakenshieldses:

“Now is the winter of our discontent.”—William Shakespeare
A playlist for the cold season.

Tracklist

01. Blood Bank - Bon Iver
02. Winter - Daughter
03. The Woods - Daughter
04. Last Smoke Before the Snowstorm - Benjamin Francis Leftwich
05. Manchester Snow - Benjamin Francis Leftwich
06. Winter Solstice - Cold Specks
07. Cold Comfort - Tiny Ruins
08. Avalanche! Oh, Avalanche! - Gregory and the Hawk
09. Snow Day - Jeremy Messersmith
10. Hear the Noise That Moves So Soft and Low - James Vincent McMorrow
11. Goodbye England (Covered in Snow) - Laura Marling
12. A Stutter (ft. Arnór Dan) - Ólafur Arnalds

Listen + Download

Reblogging this for when I get home. I love seasonal playlists